A passel of celebrities, including Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, Marisa Tomei, Jason Bateman, Laura Linney, Josh Groban, Cameron Diaz, etc., have decided that now that the person they preferred for president has been elected they are Americans who pledge their service and loyalty to our new president and working for the good of all mankind. It’s nice to see celebrities concerned with someone other then themselves, but it is a bit striking that can seem to muster this great nobleness only when they are pleased with the outcome of an election.

Here’s their inane video:

MySpace Celebrity, Katalyst, and a Bunch of Moronic Hypocrites present The Presidential Pledge

The hypocrisy of these people is astounding. They start a video about the loneliness of the presidency with a message to President Obama that he’s not alone when these very self-same people and their ilk (not to mention their willing accomplices in the media) have worked tirelessly over the last eight years to demean, belittle, alienate, and excoriate President Bush. I have no words.

Hollywood boys and girls, welcome to the real world where many of us work toward these goals, and the objective of bettering our world in general, every day of our lives, regardless of whether we are happy about who serves in elected office. It’s nice to have you on board with this whole society thing.

Also, I can’t help but wonder is Alyssa Milano’s pledge to “be the voice for those who have no voice” extends to the womb?

Frankly, the only pledge I really wanted to hear was absent from the video. “Hello, I’m [insert name here], and I pledge to quit producing trash.”